One Direction's Clothes
Niall: dresses like normal teenage boy
Liam: dresses like normal teenage boy
Zayn: dresses like gay jock
Harry: dresses like gay professor
Louis: dresses like gay sailor
friend: how long does it take to get there?
me: about 5 songs
I'm convinced One Direction's management operates like a secret spy organization
: *inside management's secret lair at the bottom of the ocean*
: *live concert feed shows Larry gaying it up as usual*
Analyst (in charge of monitoring homosexual tendencies): Code Rainbow.
Analyst: I repeat. We have a Code Rainbow.
Analyst: This is not a drill. THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL.
: *chaos ensues as sirens go off and confetti canons erupt left and right*
Assistant: *runs up to a faceless man in dark leather*
Assistant: Sir, the Tumblr fangirls are going crazy. The Larry tag has peaked at an estimated at 2.5 gifs per second. What's our plan of action?
Head of Management: *lovingly pets white Persian cat who purrs contently*
Head of Management: *slowly turns around in chair*
Head of Management: *pauses dramatically as camera zooms in on his scarred face complete with eyepatch*
Head of Management: Call in the beard.